5 Things to Avoid on the Front Range

1. Public trails and open space on a weekend or holiday. Forget about it. There's too many people on the front range and not enough trails.

2. Road riding 2 wide on county roads. You will get hit by a car. The car always wins and the driver never gets punished.

3. Wearing your Patagonia down sweater when the fall temperatures only reach a high of 60 degrees. Put on freaking hoody or long sleeve shirt. Don't be such a hoser.

4. Animal control. They'll write you a ticket everytime.

5. Whole foods on a weekend. It's bad enough during the work week.

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